Happy Chinese New Year

Best wishes for a rotund Year of the Pig!
May your wallets be corpulent.
May your Fu be upside down.
May your investments bulge with tax-free prosperity.
May every single god in the heavens (and on earth) shower you with fortune.
(Ka-ching! Ka-ching!)
And may you encounter only the best in the company you keep, in your health, and on your plate.